Monday, March 27, 2017

Just Because...Ashley Graham

Strike A Pose
Ashley Grham
When it comes to being a boss model as you can see Ashley Graham does not mesh around.

The plus size model was werking it for the cameras in Hollywood this past week shooting a campaign for her line of swimsuits.

I love Ashley! So got the look, not to mention the bod, confidence and take no prisoners attitude. No wonder she is successful as she is.

She was especially hawt in the latest incarnation of America's Next Top Model on VH-1. Great judge completely fierce and fearless. 

There you have it Ashley Graham, just because I can, and she worth it!

Ashley on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/theashleygraham/?hl=en 

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Pretty Little Laughers

Laughing Liars
Ashley Benson & Shay Mitchell
With the final ten episodes of the series Pretty Little Liars set to premiere on April 18th, you are going to be seeing a few, or maybe a lot of posts regarding the series on here. Why? Because it is one of my favorite shows and it's my blog and I can write what I want to, so there!

Even though I will miss the girls, it feels like it is time to stop "A"s tyranny after seven great seasons. Here we have two of it's stars Ashley Benson aka Hanna Marin and Shay Mitchell aka Emily Fields, engaging in a laugh while attending PaleyFest in Hollywood.

For those of you not in the loop PaleyFest is an annual television festival hosted by the Paley Center in Los Angeles. Ashley and Shay were there to participate in, what else? A panel on what to expect from the final season of Pretty Little Liars

What secrets did they spill? Wouldn't you like to know...click on EW link below for the 411!

http://ew.com/tv/2017/03/25/pretty-little-liars-paleyfest-season-7b/  

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Spider-Man Has To Pee

Spider, No Fly
Andrew Garfield
Think playing a superhero in a big budget movie is all shits & giggles? Well you thought wrong! 

Andrew Garfield for example when asked how they could improve his Spider-Man costume stated: "We're going to make it easier for me to piss" 

Yes, the plight of peeing in a superhero costume is real. Apparently the one thing that never crosses anyone's mind who designs them is how the actor wearing one is going to relieve themselves.

Nope, the only thought that goes into the outfit is how tight they can make it and how good it looks on the thespian wearing it. 

Sort of makes one want to "Just Say No" to playing one of these dynamic beings, doesn't it?

Can you imagine if for some reason you contracted food poisoning while on set and...I'll leave you with that image, because of the giver I am.

Happy Saturday and may the piss be with you! 

Andrew on IMDB:
www.imdb.com/name/nm1940449/  

Friday, March 24, 2017

Jan Fonda, Vibrator Saleswoman

Feels So Good Inside
Jane Fonda
On the upcoming season of Grace and Frankie Jane Fonda gave Ellen the 411 that her character becomes a vibrator saleswoman. Yes, you read that correctly, call it fitness for the over seventy set?

On the plus side the directions are in large print so they are easily legible. Jane cried uncle and admitted to trying out all different kinds of Joy Toys for season three research. 

You go Jane Fonda! I hope to look and feel as good as you do at 78!

On that note I leave this for you on the floor as it were. 

T.G.I.F! I hereby decree this, use it or lose it Friday

Your mission this weekend, should you have the balls to accept it is to Bend It Like Fonda.

Cheers! 

Tweet with Jane at:
https://twitter.com/janefonda  

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Michael's Musings

Scruff
Michael Shinafelt
"Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without, Come on, I'm talking to you, come on" - Shout, Tears For Fears

It's Springtime for Hitler, and the rest of us, hooray!


You've heard of a monthly visitor, well I have a weekly visitor. Yes, bingo, here it is! That time of the week were I get to say what's on my mind and more than likely what's on a lot of yours as well.


File this one under anger management, time to release the Kraken! That was an example of phrase you would use to define the word euphemism, ready? Let's go crazy!!!!


Erika Jayne's breakdown on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was so staged. How staged was it? It was so staged that the diplomatic and peaceful Eileen Davidson was the gasoline to an already lit fire. With a comment that was so out of character for her to say to anyone, let alone Erika.


Take your life and make it the best story in the world. Don't waste that shit.


A homeless man fist bumped me this past week, and the world keeps turning.


Be someone that makes you happy. That way you can fuck yourself.


Spring has sprung


Ivanka Trump will serve as her father's "eyes and ears" in other words a service dog.


I love Trade Joe's Wasabi Mayonnaise 

Trump Care is like Trump University, except you die.


Since we now know Microwaves are intrusive and pry into your personal business I have named my Eden. After Eden Sassoon on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.


My ideal weight is Tom Hardy is on top of me


Apparently my dick has something to do with Katy Perry's latest single. I was as surprised to find this out as you are right now.


TTFN, until next week!


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Like A Black Widow Baby

Rock Out With Your Shark Out!
Rita Ora
Until recently the most I ever knew about Rita Ora was her appearance on the Iggy Azalea song Black Widow, which, given my taste in music, I surprisingly like.

Cut to the CW Network dropping America's Next Top Model from it's line-up and VH-1 picking it up. They do a major overhaul of the show which includes retiring Tyra Banks as the host and bringing in, drum roll please....Rita Ora.

I must say Rita is the breath of fresh make-up the show needed to put a strut back in it's catwalk. Not to mention I have learned more about who she is, and she is an interesting individual.

When I spied this photo of her out and about in London with a knitted shark sweater on, I just had to post it, the whole outfit pops to me and so does the woman wearing it.

Soooooooooo stylish she is....

If you haven't caught the latest incarnation of ANTM check it, don't wreck it on VH-1 and catch lovely Rita and the rest of the people in model-ville.

Rita on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/ritaora/?hl=en  

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

James Franco's Self Love

It's Better With A Friend
Keegan Allen & James Franco
"When I think about you I touch myself" - 
I Touch Myself, Divinyls 

Fact: Celebrities have sex too, as if you didn't already know that. Sometimes they have it with others and sometimes they are so busy that they only have time for some self love.

Judging from James Franco's comments regarding the subject matter I am guessing he's fly's solo more than playing well with others. "Yes" moments in bed with the likes of Keegan Allen of Pretty Little Liars fame are far and few between for James and his Franco

Here is what he has to say about how he let's go:

"It's like you have those days where it's just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you're just like, okay, I'm going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that."

Get it? Got It? Good...Now you have the image of Franco going to his happy place lodged in your brain with no chance of banishment.

Chill out, as James would say "Relax!" 

James on Facebook at:
https://www.facebook.com/JamesFranco