Saturday, March 24, 2018

Just Because...Drew Barrymore

Team Jake
Drew Barrymore
Just Because it's the weekend, Just Because the Santa Clarita Diet is in season deux & Just Because she's holding a sign that makes you go Hmmmmmm - "Yes" peeps it's Drew Barrymore at the premiere of her hit Netflix series Santa Clarita Diet in Hollywood.

OK, while I love me some Drew I am not sure why she is holding a sign that says "I Heart Jake Gyllenhaal" at her premiere.

Am I missing something??? Well apparently I am - as a little bird called the WWW informed me that Ms. Barrymore ranked Jake as her least talented co-star on The Late, Late Show With James Corden. It was either that or....drum roll please, or eat a turkey testicle.

Thus our intrepid Drew carried a sign declaring her love for Jake down that red carpet on her special night. That Drew always a giver.

Drew on Instagram:

Friday, March 23, 2018

The First "Kut"

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with their two headed love child...NOT!

Rock category Finalist of the UK Songwriting Contest 2017 and Semi-Finalist of the International Songwriting Competition The Kut announced today that the North American release date for their hard-rocking debut album, Valley of Thorns is set for Friday May 18 via Cargo. The album, produced by James Le Rock (Skindred / Def Leppard / White Zombie / My Vitriol) kicks off a busy touring schedule for the band this summer.  
Active on the UK and European alt.rock scene, The Kut is the alter-ego of multi-instrumentalist and PhD graduate, Princess Maha, who brings together a multitude of hard rock and alt. rock sounds that bring to mind elements of L7, The Cult, Hole, Magnapop and Placebo. The Kut’s live outfit has seen many guises, with the most recent line up featuring female trio Diana Bartmann (drums)and Stella Vie (bass / bvs). In the last few years, the band has gained traction in Europe by winning spots of the MTV Brand New Unsigned Poll, releasing a subsequent EP release and Record Store Day vinyl 7” and press, radio and TV support from The Guardian, Metro, Scuzz, Kerrang! Magazine, Big Cheese, Planet Rock, BBC Introducing Lancashire, Kerrang! Radio, Metal Hammer, Q, Classic Rock, AXS TV, MTV-U USA and others. 
The Bands All Here
The Kut
Live, the band has performed at festivals such as Download, Camden Rocks Festival, Rebellion Festival, Hard Rock Hell, Glastonbudget, Nice N Sleazy and Strummercamp in the UK, Italy, Czech Republic, Germany, Belgium and the Netherlands. The band has confirmed the following live dates for Summer 2018 in support of Valley of Thorns : Camden Rocks Festival, Amplified Festival, Strummercamp Festival, Nice and Sleazy, Rebellion Festival and more to be added!
2017 was a significant year for The Kut as they were featured as one of Kerrang! Magazine's Breakthrough Acts of the year, while ‘The Kut EP' was released on 500 limited edition picture discs for Record Store Day 2017, also featuring at number 4 in Kerrang! Magazines Top 10 Record Store Day Releases. This past summer saw the band playing 21 consecutive UK dates, and the year ended with the band claiming the Number 1 Spot in the Beyond 50 Promotions Top 50 Under the Radar UK Bands.
But don’t take our word for it. Here’s what the U.K. press has said about The Kut:
The Guardian - Editor’s Pick
“Your snarly singer-guitarist in the latest line up of this doughty girl-grunge trio. Shades of Courtney, Brody and L7, naturally, but with plenty of contemporary haters to aim her barbs at”
“This trio of multi-talented girls with a ‘90s grunge alt-rock sound have been touring all over Europe”
Kerrang! Magazine
“Led by Princess Maha, this is a neat twist on grunge pop”
Q Magazine
"There's a slice of angst-offloading gutter rock that's a kissing cousin of Hole, but The Kut's scuzz-covered family tree also stretches further back to the garage rampages of The Stooges.”
Metal Hammer
"The Kut are like the bastard lovechild of Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson with awesome riffs and chaotic live shows"
Classic Rock Magazine
"Marks the precise point in the Venn diagram where L7 meets “I Wanna Be Your Dog” meets Courtney Love, which is equal parts terrifying and a cause for long and rowdy celebration. Punk's not dead, pass it on.”

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Michael's Musings

Color Me Curious...
Micheal Shinafelt

“Curiouser and curiouser!” - Alice, Alice in Wonderland

Considering the state of the world we live in, I find this quote from Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland quite appropo.

Sometimes you wake up and feel like you have fallen down a rabbit hole, and other days you feel like you are in another dimension. It's all how you process it that matters. 

Enjoy your personal journey, you only live once minions...

Shout out to Lisa Rinna's Mom Lois on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously that woman at 89 is amazing!

Claim your slut box


There's a new movement happening: C#nt Power!

I dream of egregious cookware 

Turn the page for an alternate ending

Don't drop bombs (literally, metaphorically....etc.)

Please can it about Kylie Jenner's baby, seriously, you've all seen a baby before. Why is one from a celebrities vagina such a huge deal.

Congratulations to Erika Jayne on the launch of her book Pretty Mess 

Sorry Jennifer Aniston 

Hey Justin Theroux, I'm ready for our one night stand now

While I want a hot body, and have lost 30lbs and counting, I also want mass quantities of pizza

Ready Player One, Really WTF?!

Wake up and smell your _____ burning (the blank is yours)

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Hump Day & Chill

Strike a Pose
Sam J. Jones
While channel surfing last week I came across one of my favorite cheesy movies of all time: Flash Gordon starring Sam J. Jones as Flash

Sam was quite the hunk and fueled a number of my adolescent fantasies during that time. Well  imagine when this then fifteen year old boy found out, along with the rest of the world that Sam had went full frontal in Playgirl under the name: Andrew Cooper III.

What's that? "Yes" I was too  young to buy a copy, not to mention I was an in the closet teen. But that didn't stop me from getting hold of that particular issue. 

Sam naked certainly was an improvement over Sam in his Flash Gordon costume I must say. Such a manly body and well, um, shall we say well equipped. 

I know what you uninitiated minions are thinking: "Where can we see what the big deal is?" 

Well today is your luckiest of days I have provided a view of Sam and his full monty via Tye Briggs Favorite Hunks & Other Things below.

Check out Sam "Flash"ing you at the link below...Happy "Hump Day!"

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Spring Fever

Let's Get Soaking Wet
Gerard Butler
"Sun lights up the daytime, And moon lights up the night" - Fever, Peggy Lee

Today Spring has officially sprung, let Spring Fever commence! 

"Yes" my pets Winter is officially over let the sun & shenanigans begin, and let them begin with moi. In my mind nothing says Spring like Gerard Butler in a swimsuit, or anything else for this matter. But one must keep with the seasonal theme of the day so if I must look at Butler scantily clad, then I must.

Sigh, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it, glad it's me! 

Feast your eyes peeps and enjoy the view I have bestowed upon you today in honor of the current equinox

Are you ready for some fun in the sun?! Nod your head "yes" and just do it!

Michael has left the building...

Gerard on Instagram: 

Monday, March 19, 2018

Just Because...Daisy Ridley

Tuxedo Junction
Daisy Ridley
Just Because it's Monday, Just Because she's Rey in the Star Wars movies & Just Because girl can really werk a tuxedo, I present this image of Daisy Ridley.

I actually have a confession to make. I have not seen Daisy as Rey in the latest crop of Star Wars movies, nor do I intend to. They hold zero interest for me. Fact: Even though I know who she is I actually had to look up the name of her character in the movies for this post. There you have that. This being out to the world now, I must say she does look pretty effing amazing rocking a tux at the Empire Awards.

Thus I felt this image was a perfect launch to Monday

Sunday Funday has passed the weekend is finished and women looking smashing in a tux is the the new black.

Tell me what it is again you don't like about Mondays? Yeah, I thought you might have a change of heart right here, right now.


Daisy on IMDB: 

Sunday, March 18, 2018

The Mania Continues: ONA

Smells Like ONA Spirit!

ONA gets N-A-K-E-D...!!!
Pop seductress ONA is treating fans to a visual feast with the launch of 20 scorching-hot music videos to promote her upcoming full-length album, ONAMANIA, out June 8th.
Capitalizing on her passionate fan base of over 1.5 million Instagram followers, ONA will stimulate support of ONAMANIA’s sultry songs by unveiling NSFW music videos throughout 2018 as upsells to her mainstream SFW videos.
The Brooklyn-based singer’s videos are similar - most of the NSFW videos were shot in the same location and with the same costuming as their partner SFW videos, but the NSFW versions include nudity.
While the regular SFW videos will be posted online to ONA’s exclusive YouTube channel OnaArtist, the star’s NSFW music videos will be available for purchase at her Video-on-Demand website,, launching mid-April.
ONA’s new fan site will also include her large archive of NSFW Snap stories and full live video recordings of each of her ten shows from her NSFW Undisclosed Location Tour, kicking off March 13 at the legendary SXSW Music Festival in Austin, Texas.
In addition, fans can find the original nine videos from ONA’s debut five-song EP Sex Rock on her YouTube Channel as well. One of her racy videos, banned from YouTube for inappropriate content, can be found at
The singer’s 10-song debut album, co-produced by ONA and KB2, a production team based in Bushwick, Brooklyn, New York, will continue in the musical vein of Sex Rock - hard-driving rock, lush bedroom ballads, dirty grind funk, and epic orchestral pop.
ONA’s camgirl aesthetic and unique music monetization approach to performance videos and touring recently got her featured on Viceland’s Slutever, a show dedicated to profiling alt forms of American sexuality.
A trailer for ONA’s Viceland segment, “Independent Cam Girl Ona Artist on Personal Success,” can be seen here:
For more information on ONAMANIA, ONA’s new music videos and her upcoming Undisclosed Location Tour, visit Find out more about ONA at
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